Monday, February 07, 2005

His name is Robert Paulsen.

The reports of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.

As you will all no doubt now be aware (if you hadn't been advised beforehand) the previous blog was fiction. I'm not called Ed, my partner hasn't left, and I'm most certainly not about to finish myself off. However, to those of you who left those heartfelt messages when I had so maliciously deceived my loyal readers, bless you.

Just to quickly cover a few of the more important questions raised:-

If it wasn't fiction the author would now be dead (or would possibly have just taken the last of a particularly effective headache cure).

The loo scene is set mid-wipe.

Parts of the story are true, I'll let you figure out what.

"She" did have a name. It was Carla.

And that just about covers that, I think. Now go out and make somebody happy.

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